Foxburg, in my opinion, the best fox in the world, and I offered him a golden bullet. I got in my car and drove down to the gun shop, the owner was apparently Mr. Madame Pork gave me the pizzas and that was the most perfect moment for me. I had just assumed it was that big purple dinosaur, but turns out it was the head chef, who happened to be none other than a fat eagle. Madame Pork called over one of the soldiers to help her cut my pizzas. I was asked to sit down and wait for the pizzas. Why were there a number of soldiers with guns in my face? I think they’re here to serve my free pizza. Here I encountered a rather tense reception. We thanked her, and then went into the back of the restaurant. In the restaurant, one of the workers was Madame Pork! She took my order and I asked her boss if serving free pizzas is fine. Hmm… I wonder if they’re talking about that stupid purple dinosaur. The restaurant was entitled Barney Loves Food. I was in my car and I drove down to a restaurant which was not that far away. And don't tell me you'll make me happy, get the fuck out.Īnyways I'm going to tell you a story that turned my life upside down. ![]() If you're not my dream roommate, you are not my girlfriend. I already chosen a roommate who is actually my rat-like girlfriend Snozbella, so don't even try. Do you have what it takes to be my new roommate? Oh no you do not. Monopoly Man gave me a get out of jail free card so I guess it all worked out well in the end. I was even sent to jail briefly, but thankfully Mr. I used to own a house until it got stolen by The Right Hand Man himself. His boss King Sookie Stackhouse (who is a mole) has a big beautiful castle up in the hills in the town of Crazy Town. I live with my Grandpa Finny in his trailer. Sadly, I make very little profit from my job, and I'm saving up to buy a house up in the town. You see I work as a Pest Control exterminator and I spend long afternoons exterminating termites, bed bugs, and other pests and rodents. I'm so behind on my bills in fact that I am forced to take out loans from a gangster snail named Fat E. I think I speak for all of us when I say that we're fucking sick of your crap and all of your racist trash. I even find it rather humorous when they tell me that humans 'don't even jump high' and 'only steal from us'. If I'm being completely honest with you, the people of Crazy Town are pretty fucking racist, as they seem to think that humans are all thieves and murderers. It's okay though, because I live in a town named Crazy Town. I am a fat fucking frog and if that changes your already cynical view about me then I'm afraid that we cannot be friends. ![]() With that being said, I hope you enjoy and please make sure to leave your thoughts and feelings in the comment section down below. This story is a funnypasta and is therefore not intended to be taken seriously.
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